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Chelsea

This girl has unfortunately been diagnosed with a rare form of chronic ugliness, which cannot be cured. She makes up for how she looks with a mediocre personality and having a good sense of humour.

chronic uglinessEdit

chronic ugliness is a disease that occurs in the pre and post times of puberty. it usually starts in the face then slowly spreads throughout the body. it is very contagious, so stay away from middle schoolers. the only cure is death, which in some cases doesn't work. so if you have chronic ugliness, your just gonna hafta find a girl who thinks you're funny.

CureEdit

Well, besides death there is 2 other cures. first, you must kill a baby panda with your bare hand while drinking diet doctor pepper.