"I love teh kittys" - flutterwhy
“The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck.
"Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through the open doorway and silently gestured to someone out there. "Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly."
A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left.
"There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.” ― David Wongkittys are a diverse and intelligent species located on multiple planets. many rumors are spreading about how cats are going to take over the world. well, no. cats are higher beings than mere mortal humans. cats speak a language so sagacious, it is only made up of one word. humans are idiotic, so they can't comprehend it.